Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...