You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...