5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!