Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
I flattened your cat
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When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...