Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...