Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...