User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...