George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!