Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!