Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...