Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Striking statistics
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S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.