Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...