Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...