Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...