Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...