British Rail
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dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Microsoft buys church
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His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
There is a monkey in the bar
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Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
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Signs you are a Canadian
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