Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob