Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...