George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...