Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...