Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...