Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...