Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.