Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...