From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...