Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...