Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...