58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...