Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...