What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...