A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...