Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...