Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”