Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...