The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...