Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...