Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...