Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....