Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...