Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!