Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.