Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.