Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...