Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...