Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...