Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...