Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...