Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...