Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...