Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...