Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...